Sure I'll clean your bathroom, you disgusting pig

Published: Thu, 09/21/17

As a college freshman, I was given two options for a part-time job: work in the dining hall, or clean bathrooms.

The bathroom cleaning paid slightly more, so I went with that.

It didn't take long to figure out why it paid more.

Yikes.

I had a master key to all the rooms in Dunster House, so I could get in and clean bathrooms even if people weren't home.

I always hoped they wouldn't be -- if there was something more uncomfortable than cleaning a disgusting bathroom, it was doing it with the resident sitting ten feet away.

That sure makes it all the more glorious in 2017 to have raked in -- I'm not kidding -- $25,818.74 after a week's worth of part-time work.

I almost feel ridiculous reporting that figure. How the #$%& can it be real?

All will be explained, my friend. But our little workshop isn't being recorded, so reserve your seat:


Tom Woods





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