I lost a live Dad joke competition with rapper and metal singer Eric July

Published: Mon, 10/02/17

At my 1000th episode event in Orlando last weekend we did some rather unexpected things -- including a "Dad joke" competition between me and rapper and metal singer Eric July, the event emcee.

Final score: 6-5.

I got Eric with this one:

I didn't believe my roadworker father was stealing on the job, but when I got home all the signs were there.

and

At the ATM an old woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Eric got me with:

Why don't skeletons go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with. (What made me laugh was his follow-up explanation: "Because they're skeletons!")

and

I just watched a show about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

Video to come.

Meanwhile:

Today is the last day for Michael Cheney's 7-Figure Franchise, which I've had lots of success with.

Here's his overview, one last time:


And here's the deal:


My bonus, which includes your Plan for World Domination, is the icing on the cake.

But at midnight, she's gone.

Tom Woods





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