Thanks to Michael Malice, I now know about Maddox, the humorist and
Internet personality who wrote a whole book in which he graded children's art, on a scale of F+ to F-.
Crappy Children's Art, I believe it's called.
I can't say my "art" has improved much since my toddler days.
So I can either spend $150 every time I need a graphic (eBook cover, product cover, social media ad, Facebook background, whatever), or....
Well, I guess that's pretty much the only option I had.
Blech.
But guess what.
I cracked the code.
Artistic doofuses everywhere, check out what this here doofus did all by himself:
Tom Woods
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