Most of you, I suspect, know the name David Gordon: he is the man Murray Rothbard called a "universal genius" and who's a senior fellow at the Mises Institute.

Years ago, when he first met my daughter Regina, he told her a couple of rather oddball jokes, deadpan.

David, I warn you, is an unusual person, though we love him.

Regina was about to enter high school, so David explained that there was an entrance exam for high school that she may not know about -- the price of failure, he told her somberly, was "automatic execution."

Then he told her what's called an anti-joke: 

There are two muffins in an oven. One says to the other, "It sure is hot in here." The second one replies, "Yeah, it must be 375 degrees."

Regina didn't know quite what to say, but she was intrigued and never forgot him -- such that when, some time ago, she and I were having a discussion about the trolley problem in ethics, we called David to settle a disagreement, and he wound up (of course) knowing dozens of variations of the trolley problem and the various scholars who devised them.

What does this have to do with you?

Not much. I was initially going to tell one David Gordon joke and then say, look, this email is pretty straightforward and won't have any jokes.

Then I spent all this time telling you David Gordon stories.

Sloppy, Woods. Sloppy.

My point is this:

I do my best to send you emails that are entertaining, informative, contain a useful tip, etc.

So that whether or not you're interested in what I've got on offer, you'll feel like reading what I write is a good use of your time.

But today (apart from the ten minutes of David Gordon minutiae!) there's none of that.

Today I just need to tell you something, since time is running really short.

What happens if you ignore my appeal here?

Well, nothing.

But that's precisely the problem.

I want to see if we can make something happen. But the doors close at midnight, so we need to move quickly.

I plan to do absolutely everything I can to help you succeed should you choose to start one, as you'll see below. Absolutely everything I can possibly think of.

Should you choose to join The Membership Experience and create your own membership site, I will move heaven and earth to make you successful.

The full details of the Tom Woods Bump Bonus are in the P.S., but when your membership is ready, I will:

-- promote it in my notorious newsletter, which you know a ton of people read;
-- promote it to my podcast audience; and
-- promote it to my 213K followers on Twitter.

I'll also be available to help you and answer your questions along the way. You'll have my personal phone number, which you can use to text me (every day for 60 days, if you want) and call (for an hour).

A package like this would normally cost someone thousands of clams, in case that isn't obvious. But if you join The Membership Experience, it's on the house.
 

I don't recommend waiting for a better bonus down the road. I can't even imagine what a better bonus would look like.
 

This bonus is taken off the table and the doors close at midnight.

Ready to do something exciting with me?

Here's the link:

https://www.tomwoods.com/workwithme

Tom Woods

P.S. Here once again are the specifics of the Tom Woods Bump Bonus:

(1) I'll be your first affiliate, which means I'll have a vested interest in helping you succeed. Any members I myself bring in for you, you and I split the dough 50/50. Anybody else who joins is of course 100% revenue for you. I'll promote your membership to my 213,000 Twitter followers, my notorious newsletter, and my podcast audience. Think that might bring in a few members?

(2) The Woods Niche Selection Workshop. This is for those of you who may still be wondering about a good niche. Go through these materials, which won't take long, and you'll generate some great ideas.

(3) I'll give you my personal phone number, and you can text me any questions you have for 60 full days. (Limit of one question per day, please.)

(4) I'll hold two live group Q&A sessions for everyone who grabs this bonus, and help you with whatever you need.

(5) You can use my phone number to call me for two 30-minute brainstorming sessions. (But let's please schedule them ahead of time.)

The only catch is, it can't be a membership that is in direct competition with one of my own, and it can't be anything I object to morally (I think it's obvious what those would be). Other than that, knock yourself out.

Forward your receipt to bonuses@tomwoods.com.

The link, once again (and remember, at midnight it's over):
https://www.tomwoods.com/workwithme