I'm between errands and need to do a little
work, so I'm actually sitting in the car -- I'm that creepy guy who parks, sits there, and never emerges.
Here's what my sitting-in-a-parking-lot brain came up with.
I don't know about you, but I think The Simpsons is hilarious -- at least for the first X seasons or so (not counting the execrable first season).
There's a good Simpsons line for every occasion.
Homer is being offered a matter transporter -- something truly out of science fiction -- for $2.
He says, skeptically, "Two dollars...and it only transports matter? I'll give you 35 cents for it."
I don't know why I love that, but I do.
Bad news: I don't have a matter transporter.
Good news: I can transport you from newbiedom to cooking with gas much faster than you otherwise could, and for not much more than a matter transporter.
Plus beautiful bonuses whose gloriousness has to be seen.
I'll show you how to get a flood of people coming to see what you have to offer -- it'll be like when everyone was beating the door down to get a Flaming Moe.
Enough Simpsons.
Let's get on to conquering your frustration and misery.
Time for the glory:
Tom Woods