I always
thought it was stupid.
But I now realize: here, right before our eyes, was the first of what later became known as anti-jokes.
So here, if you've never understood the joke, is the explanation.
When you're asked why the chicken crossed the road, you're expecting some kind of chicken-specific answer. Why else would someone be asking you about a chicken? Why wouldn't they just ask why the person crossed the road?
And then the mundane answer "to get to the other side" hits you like a thunderbolt. There's no chicken-specific reason after all. Like all creatures, the poor guy just wants to get to the other side! Why did we even need to bring species into this?
So the joke is there is no joke.
It's weirdly brilliant!
But although that chicken may have had no particularly special reason for crossing the road, I have a darn special reason for writing to you.
Today's the last day to get the Atomic DFY program I've recommended before the price jumps a final time.
It's an easy, dip-your-toe-in-the-water program that takes care of all the things that would normally stop you from starting your online business.
It's absurdly inexpensive, and it comes with my bonuses -- including my systematic, behind-the-scenes, this-is-exactly-what-I-do-and-how-I-do-it video.
Ol' Woods here has seriously sweetened this deal with eight -- eight! -- bonuses.
Now go be one of my success stories:
Tom Woods
P.S. I got the timing wrong: tonight is when the price jumps to its final resting place, so grab while you still can.