Oh, this is
like a gift.
Mitt Romney has apparently had a fake Twitter account, under the unlikely name "Pierre Delecto."
You'll never guess: Pierre Delecto is a big Mitt Romney fan.
Imagine being a United States senator and still feeling like you need a fake Twitter account.
Five days from right now you can have your own run-it-from-your-laptop business where you don't have to worry about Twitter, your boss's politics, waking up at 5:30am, or any of the million and one things we all hate about the 9-to-5 grind.
Woods, you say, I just don't believe that.
Believe it.
My online business, when broken down, consists of three steps repeated over and over.
And it is awesome.
I would commit an atrocity before going back to my old life.
You just need to know those steps, and watch someone walk you through each one, idiot-proof style.
Your wish has been granted:
Tom Woods