I'm on a bit of a retreat on the island of St. Lucia.
When I first got to my room, which doesn't have a fourth wall, I thought it was cute to see a bird in my room.
Little did I know I'd be fighting with these little bastards all week.
Don't leave any leftover food unguarded, because before you know it, the little blood-sucking parasites have eaten it.
Oh, and let's just say...
...birds aren't known for using sanitary facilities for relieving themselves.
So this situation is fast turning into a Hitchcock movie.
I went from 100% good will toward these creatures to viewing them as my mortal enemy.
Now:
I suspect some of you have gone from HOORAY to BOO like this also.
You bought the super-deluxe teach-me-everything-about-my-new-online-business course with 257 videos in 37 modules.
At first, you were excited.
After video 3, when you realized you'd never get through the whole thing, you could no longer stand the sight of it.
So:
I made you a 30-minute video -- just 30 blankety-blank minutes -- taking you through all the steps of the basic (and fun) business you can start this very day.
It's the model my friends and I all use, and it @%$#! works. (Sorry for the bad language: these birds have me all discombobulated.)
You may not be able to get through 37 modules, but you can find 30 minutes.
And trust me: 30 minutes with Woods is like 300 minutes with the fluffmasters who normally teach these courses.
I can't make it any easier than this, folks.
Grab it before my bird-induced irritability makes me take it away:
Tom Woods