Now look: I did have a bunch of friends.
But I wasn't, let's say, considered the world's coolest person.
Being captain of the math team didn't help.
But:
There was one group of people who thought I was just the best.
They would accept no substitute: they wanted Woods.
And they were...
...coaches.
Coaches didn't want to lose their best players because of academic disqualifications, so they needed my tutoring services.
Coaches would go out of their way to send their athletes to me, because they knew that they had the best chance of getting bad grades turned around if they worked with me.
It won't surprise you to learn that it was math in particular that most people needed help with.
Without fail, students would say the same thing whenever they'd start working with me:
"If my teacher had explained it like that, I would have understood it."
So I do think I'm a good teacher.
This time, though, I have something to teach you that might be a teensy bit more practical for you than Rolle's theorem.
It's this:
Sure, I'll build my tyrant-proof business online. But how do I get people to visit what I have to offer?
That is the single most important question of all.
So many people try to build something without knowing the answer. And then they struggle, and they waste huge amounts of time, and their family and friends get on their case about when they're just going to give it up, and it sucks.
You can spend a fortune on ads and cross your fingers that they'll pay for themselves, but I don't recommend that unless you're really seasoned.
I do the (very) occasional Facebook ad, and some Google AdWords ads, but otherwise all the traffic I get is free.
Rather than endure the torture of figuring out the secrets to traffic, why not just let me teach you?
You may say to me: Woods, how can we arrange that?
Answer: my brand new Traffic Academy course, which is discounted during this launch week.
Why make things hard on yourself when ol' Woods is sharing his secrets?
Feast your eyes: