When I was six, there was a girl two years older than I was who kept stealing my toys.
Once, a female friend of mine pretended to befriend her, just in order to retrieve one of my stolen toys from the awful witch.
Another time, the witch rode off with my Big Wheel, her broom being inadequate transportation, apparently.
Let me tell you: I had had it.
Remember the Big Wheel? It had a removable seat.
I chased her down, pulled the seat out, and smashed her over the head with it.
That sure quieted down her little witch cackle.
Now I'm not hitting you over the head with a Big Wheel seat. I'm giving you more of a love tap (for your own good!).
I've arranged for two encore presentations of the eCommerce workshop I've been hitting you over the head with a metaphorical Big Wheel seat about for the past week or so, and which was a huge hit last night.
If you're looking for a soup-to-nuts, leave-nothing-out, take-me-by-the-hand kind of system, this is it.
Your friends will be watching TikTok.
You are better than they are.
Click here to register, and you'll prove it:
Tom Woods