That Michael Malice is at it again.
Shortly after I announced I'd be having a special 2000th Tom Woods Show episode event in Orlando, Michael contacted me.
I know what I want to do for your 2000th episode, he said.
But I'm not telling you, he also said.
So I have no idea what I'm in for. All he told me was that he needed 20 minutes, and that he should be listed on the bill as appearing with a "special surprise guest."
Why do I do this to myself?
I'm just kidding -- I'm sure whatever it is will be great.
It's always a surprise with Malice: like when he showed up on Dave Rubin's show in the same kind of color scheme and outfit that Tulsi Gabbard wore, but claimed she was the one who stole his look.
Those are always unpleasant surprises.
Here's an unpleasant surprise I want you to avoid:
I am never, ever, ever, making an offer like this again.
Never.
Should you choose to join Stu McLaren's Tribe and create your own membership site, I will move heaven and Earth to make you successful.
When it's ready, I will:
-- promote it in my notorious newsletter, which you know a ton of people read;
-- promote it to my podcast audience, which is very responsive (there's a reason that Harry's razors still advertises with me nearly five years later, making me one of their longest-running promoters ever); and
-- promote it to my 100K followers on Twitter.
On the off chance that that doesn't give you a massive advantage, I'll give you a free consult, we'll work out the kinks, and I'll do everything in my power to get the word out for you a second time.
Meanwhile, you'll have my personal phone number, which you can use for up to an hour's worth of free brain-picking.
A package like this would normally cost someone approximately 3000 clams, in case that isn't obvious. But if you join Stu's Tribe, it's on the house.
This all ends tonight at midnight.
In the future if you want this from me I'll do it, but it'll cost you 3000 smackers.
Ready to make something happen?
Decision time:
Tom Woods