The Happy Earner

I send out value-packed emails about earning income online, which I've been doing with great success since 2010. I would have saved myself a lot of agony and frustration if I'd had the information people on this email list receive every day!

I just died for the fifth time

Published: Thu, 05/21/20

First I died when the beaches in Jacksonville reopened. All over social media people decried this "idiotic" move. And they were right! I died from…

inhuman CDC guidelines for schools

Published: Thu, 05/21/20

The CDC's guidelines for reopening schools are the best thing that ever happened to homeschooling. They're inhuman and anti-social. No "communal…

More Doomer virus predictions go bust

Published: Wed, 05/20/20

When Jacksonville reopened its beaches a month ago, Doomers were screaming on social media about the alleged stupidity of such a move. Shouldn't there…

Woods is retarded, says teacher

Published: Tue, 05/19/20

I've told the story before, but in kindergarten the teacher told my parents I may be "mildly retarded." Evidence for this: I couldn't do basic things…

Governor wants couples to sleep like this

Published: Tue, 05/19/20

On social media yesterday I posted a link to a graphic distributed by the Wisconsin Department of Health and urged upon the public by the governor.

Cleaning up after degenerates

Published: Mon, 05/18/20

If you're a longtime reader of my emails, you already know I cleaned bathrooms during my freshman year. Ugh. All the upperclass dorms had private…

It's a virus miracle!

Published: Mon, 05/18/20

Five to si weeks ago the media was filled with ghoulish warnings about the massive spike in deaths that was bound to come Japan's way for not fully…

And the worst people in the world are...

Published: Sun, 05/17/20

people who say this: "I don't really mind the lockdown! I've been getting things done around the house, and slowing down and really appreciating…

How long can we go on hating each other?

Published: Sat, 05/16/20

I did something last night that many of you, I am genuinely sorry to say, still cannot do. Half an hour outside Dallas, where I am right now, there's…

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