Facebook is bad enough -- here's how to get Google to ban you
Published: Wed, 12/19/18
You think that because your business is non-ideological, you can't get punished by the major online platforms. And you're right: you probably won't…
The Happy Earner
I send out value-packed emails about earning income online, which I've been doing with great success since 2010. I would have saved myself a lot of agony and frustration if I'd had the information people on this email list receive every day!
Beethoven thought the masses were dolts
Published: Tue, 12/18/18
My favorite Beethoven line ever: Asked why people preferred the 7th Symphony to the 8th, he replied: "Because the 8th is better." On another occasion…
Bill Kristol's magazine just shut down. Hooray
Published: Fri, 12/14/18
The Weekly Standard is kaput. Bill Kristol, who was the public face of the magazine, has suffered an unmistakable rebuke. It is a bad day for…
I may hit the next morning person I run into
Published: Fri, 12/14/18
My daughter Veronica is having dental surgery done this morning, so I'm sitting in the waiting room writing to you. We had to wake up at 4:30am. It…
I told you my embarrassing urine story. But now I must do this
Published: Thu, 12/13/18
OK, let's sum up: Since 2016 I've shared a lot with you. My best headlines. My lessons learned (e.g., why my advertisement in Glenn Beck's newsletter…
Are you sure you don't look like a space alien? Your friends won't tell you
Published: Wed, 12/12/18
We've all seen them. Amateurish YouTube videos. Dirty laundry all over the place in the background. A dented Coke can on the bed. And the people in…
Why dumb people criticize Peter Schiff
Published: Tue, 12/11/18
Peter Schiff famously called the housing collapse and financial crisis of 2008, describing pretty much to a T what was going to happen. People…
The time Donald Trump embarrassed the New York City government
Published: Mon, 12/10/18
Get this: Back in the 1980s, New York City spent $12 million and si years unsuccessfully refurbishing the Central Park ice skating rink. Trump said he…
How troll champion Michael Malice economizes on time
Published: Sun, 12/09/18
My friend Michael Malice told me the other day that he's been using the block feature much more liberally on Twitter lately. A wise move. Twitter can…
Get out your vomit pan: here's the email they want me to send you
Published: Sat, 12/08/18
Here's a secret I'm almost certain you didn't know. When a product creator releases something new, he makes "email swipes" available to his…