Michael Malice and urine at the museum
Published: Wed, 02/19/20
When Michael Malice and I arrived at the Museum of Modern Art not long ago, he told me to check in on Facebook with the hashtag "degeneracy." We wound…
The Happy Earner
I send out value-packed emails about earning income online, which I've been doing with great success since 2010. I would have saved myself a lot of agony and frustration if I'd had the information people on this email list receive every day!
"Relax, Tom. The scary colored folks aren't going to steal your job."
Published: Tue, 02/18/20
That's what a hostile person on Twitter told me after I retweeted an item about affirmative action. My reply: "That's a relief. I'm always afraid I'll…
Americans who are faking normal, but sinking
Published: Tue, 02/18/20
I've been watching a video documentary series about Americans over 50 who are unemployed. It's truly horrifying. Each one struck me. "I'm now too old…
This is better than that time I hit a girl
Published: Mon, 02/17/20
When I was si, there was a girl two years older than I was who kept stealing my toys. One day, she rode off with my Big Wheel. Let me tell you: I had…
Forgot my license, so got the alien abduction treatment at the airport
Published: Mon, 02/17/20
It was a family emergency, and I had to get on a plane. Got to the front of the line, opened up my wallet, and...no license. What?? I never take my…
Here's what a six-figure blog looks like
Published: Thu, 02/13/20
I've been doing some individual consultations this week, and I've been happy to see how well so many of my folks are doing. For instance: I had a call…
I don't email this late unless I've lost a limb
Published: Fri, 02/07/20
In 90 minutes, The Kibo Code will be closed for good. It will not re-open -- not even ol' Woods here can pry those doors open for you once they're…
[about six hours left] The Woods Army seeks its final recruits
Published: Thu, 02/06/20
Just over si hours now remain until the doors to The Kibo Code are slammed shut. There will be no "re-open" so you're on the fence you must act…
The person all the ignoramuses love to hate
Published: Thu, 02/06/20
The great libertarian Walter Block wrote a book called Defending the Undefendable in defense of a rogues' gallery of people we're all taught to…
Peek into my house for this quick video message from the old man
Published: Thu, 02/06/20
This is what my living room looks like. More importantly: Here's something you need to hear. Watch/listen secretly at work. Will take under three…