Best presidential Tweet ever [read before midnight]
Published: Wed, 10/09/19
It's actually a series of Tweets, so I'll pick the one that summarizes the overall argument: "The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS…
The Happy Earner
I send out value-packed emails about earning income online, which I've been doing with great success since 2010. I would have saved myself a lot of agony and frustration if I'd had the information people on this email list receive every day!
For nosy people: how I paid for my trip to London
Published: Tue, 10/08/19
I spent all of last week in London, and had a blast. Yes, most of the chefs should probably be e ecuted, as you may have heard. But it was a terrific…
Your conservative friend's dopey question about Ron Paul
Published: Thu, 10/03/19
"How many bills did Ron Paul pass?" That's what your friend from Conservatism, Inc., always demanded to know. I'm sure Rick Santorum got some bills…
A dog just searched my London hotel room
Published: Thu, 10/03/19
OK, let's start out with the positive. I love London. I'm staying in Trafalgar Square, and everywhere I look there's something beautiful to look at.
The best joke everybody loathes
Published: Thu, 10/03/19
I always thought it was stupid. But I now realize: here, right before our eyes, was the first of what later became known as anti-jokes. So here, if…
How I left a progressive speechless
Published: Wed, 10/02/19
Some time ago on Twitter, someone wrote: "If you support Trump or his cronies in any way, you're a bad person." So I replied: "Agreed. So we should…
A week without sleep: I nearly lost my mind (for real)
Published: Wed, 10/02/19
Back in 1998, while in graduate school, I could not sleep for the better part of a week. I think I know why: I had e treme an iety. I had decided to…
Ungrateful people should be executed
Published: Tue, 10/01/19
OK, that's a little harsh. But: People who don't appreciate their benefactors, or what's been given to them, or who take modern miracles for granted,…
The creepy libertarian who makes my skin crawl
Published: Tue, 10/01/19
Much as you might like me to, I'm not going to mention names. Let's just say there's a certain libertarian out there who is really, really determined…
New modern art game: guess the bodily fluid (sorry for bad link today)
Published: Mon, 09/30/19
When Michael Malice and I visited the Museum of Modern Art, Michael told me to check in on Facebook with the hashtag "degeneracy." We wound up having…